When I was 25 years old I was Sheriff of this county. Hard to believe I know. My grandfather was a lawman, father too. He and I were sheriffs at the same time, him up in Plano and me out here. I think he’s pretty proud of that and so was I. Some of the […] Read more

The foreman called O’Shaugnessy over as soon as he clocked in and said he had a phone call in the office. He returned with a mournful expression and his head hanging low and his foreman asked if he’d gotten some bad news. “To be sure Boss,” he said. “My mama died this morning.” The foreman […] Read more

I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, there’s more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I am sending this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: We are here. We are waiting […] Read more

There be the chest. Inside be the gold and we took ‘it all. We traded ’em and spent ’em and frittered ’em away on pleasurable company and drink and food. The more we gave ’em away, we came to realize. The drink would not satisfy our thirst, food turned to ash in our mouths, and […] Read more

Do you know what happens when you start to watch a movie? You get your snacks, turn it on, sit back, hit play, and Poof! Everything disappears and it’s just you, your family, and the story on the screen. For most families, movie night is their favorite activity, so visit Movie Gallery for all the […] Read more

Do you have a Cajun cravin’? Well, doll, we’ve got what you need right here at Popeyes, including cajun battered fries, New Orleans style fried chicken, and buttermilk biscuits. Love that chicken at Popeyes, Cher!   […] Read more

Dear Lord, I’ve done all right so far today. I haven’t lost my temper or gossiped and I haven’t been nasty, selfish, or grumpy. However, my alarm is about to ring and I will need to get out of bed. When I do that is when I’m going to need a lot of help. Amen […] Read more

Hiya friends! I’m old prospector Clem and I’m here to tell you how easy it is to strike it rich! All it takes is a Quick Pick from the Nebraska Lottery, no digging required! You get six chances to with, which are better odds than panning for gold in a cold mountain stream. Get your […] Read more

I can’t really do anything until I finish rehab for my legs and I can walk again. Everyone keeps asking about my hand too. They’re concerned, but at the same time wondering how it healed so fast. The doctors are going to do more testing. I said some awful things the other day because I […] Read more