Get busy Livin’ or get busy Dyin’ That’s God Damn right. For the second time in my life, I’m guilty of committing a crime. Parole violation this time. Of course, I doubt they’ll throw up any roadblocks for that, not for an old crook like me. I find I can barely sit still I’m so […] Read more

I wish I could say that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him alone. But, prison life is no fairy-tale. He never said who did it to him, but we all knew. For a while, things went on like that. Prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, […] Read more

Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison in 1966. All they found of him was a bar of soap, a muddy set of prison clothes, and an old rock hammer, worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with that hammer. Andy did it in […] Read more

-Einstein (adopted 12-09-10): “Sure, at first I was a little taken aback by the whole peeing standing up thing. But I taught him to throw a stick and now hanging out with him is the best part of my day.” -Announcer: “A person is the best thing to happen to a shelter pet. Adopt. theshelterpetproject.org.” […] Read more

Gear includes boots, pants, fancy button-up shirt, dress jacket, and pith helmet, and all found and repurposed objects. The Sonic Blunderbuss™ can store, modify, amplify, and direct the voice of its owner. It can be tuned for a shotgun effect down to pinpoint accuracy at a great distance. The owner speaks into the microphone at […] Read more

I have confidence that if all of us do our duty if nothing is neglected and all arrangments are complete, we shall prove we can defend our home once again. We can ride out the storm, and outlive the darkness of tyranny for years. If necessary we can do it for years, and that is […] Read more

Children’s Advil: He has a high fever and you know what it’s like to wait. When time is of the essence, Children’s Advil relieves his fever fast. It does the job faster than Children’s Tylenol and lasts longer too, up to eight hours. Fight fevers faster with Children’s Advil. Foot Locker: I trade sleep for […] Read more

Something Wicked This Way Comes Are you not dead yet mister Halloway? Have you come looking in my mirrors for another chance? Shall I help you find it? Will you know if you see it? Here is the mirror of the dreams of beauty. Can Chrisette tell you of incredible never-lived loves? Over here, see! […] Read more

He knows how to spot a hero. There aren’t many characters left out there, flying around, saving girls like me. Kids like Henry need a hero, Lord knows. Self-sacrificing, courageous people who set examples for everyone. People love heroes, they line up for them. Scream their names and cheer for them. As the years go […] Read more