You Fool! The power contained within these orbs is enough to turn one into a living god..All I have to do now, is kill you and take back what is rightfully mine […] Read more

At my school, the Five Minute University, you don’t spend countless hours with conjugations and vocabulary, and such. Most schools are just memorization anyway, everywhere you go, America, Brazil, Italy. My idea is to take only five minutes on a topic and only learn the facts that college graduates remember after five years. For instance, […] Read more

Okay, so you used the other guys, and now your package is…well, maybe not lost, but it’s 10 a.m. and Fat Tony’s on the phone. Now the boss wants to drive you around the block, Capiche?! Next time, ha, if, there is a next time, use FedEx! Reliable, on-time, courteous service, so your package arrives […] Read more

Do you know what the first rule of Fight Club is? You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule and the third rule of Fight Club is the same. DO NOT talk about Fight Club! If someone goes limp, taps out, or yells ‘stop!’ the fight is over. The fourth rule about Fight […] Read more

Floki was a 9th-century Norseman and one of the first to sail to Iceland intentionally. The Landnámabók is an ancient manuscript documenting the story of his family’s journey and settlement in Iceland, then known as Garðarshólmi. During one stop along the way, he captured three ravens to help guide him and was thus nicknamed Raven-Flóki. […] Read more

A sinister monologue by a sullen criminal: Tonight’s assassination was supposed to be pure, unique. Like the last piece of a thousand-piece puzzle falling into place. But it wasn’t fate, don’t get me wrong. For each deluded soul who trusts the fates, there is another who sees the wear and tear under the surface. Cogs […] Read more

The use of “Gaining Down” merely refers to the ascendable reduction of volume softening. As an advanced beginner, the use of a building down technique may indeed appear to be clearly ambiguous, but its use comes from a direct circumvention of conventional wisdom. To the uninitiated members of this board they often accurately mistake the […] Read more

Fire up the burners, we got bogeys on our 6, let’s go! Let’s go! See you back at the Alpha waypoint boys, Phoenix-out. Looking for a game that will satisfy your need for speed? This one lets you see life from the inside of an elite fighter pilot’s helmet. With the evolution of gaming and […] Read more

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