(Witty) Hi, Mom, How were the undergraduate students today? Were they useful for once, or do you wonder why you went into work today at all […] Read more

It still looked a lot like you. Well to me at least, it seemed like a twin that could act like I could, but not like I could. And yet, it could still remember what I’d forgotten, and can perform and look a way I used to. It’s hard to describe. It seems like you’re […] Read more

This is Master Obi Wan Kenobi. I regret to report that both our Jedi Order and the Republic, have fallen with a dark shadow of the Empire rising to take their place. This message is a warning and a reminder for any surviving Jedi. Trust in The Force. Do not return to the Temple…that time […] Read more

I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, and we believe that all sentient beings have the right to freedom. We understand there are calms between storms in any way. Days when we lose faith and our allies turn against us. For us, the day will never come when we forsake these people and this […] Read more

Popsi (Narrator): Once upon a time there was a little kid walking down the street. Lucy: My name is Lucy. Popsi (Narrator): She came upon a frog in the middle of the sidewalk. Frog: Ribbit. Lucy: Hello little frog! Frog: Ribbit ribbit. Lucy: (gasp) You are? Frog: Ribbit (croak croak ) ribbit (croak). Lucy: (chuckling) […] Read more

In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in […] Read more

This is just hypothetically speaking, but, let’s just say there’s a sole student that scores in the twenty point range and painfully lowers the class average…According to me, who’s gone through an elite course, that kind of person will just be baggage and a burden on the education-conscious society. Now, is there a reason for […] Read more

Todd, you might think all these awards mean something to somebody, but to me they are no more important then this cup of coffee I’m sipping from. [sip] Let me tell you something, not that you’re going to like it. If I strip away all the meaning behind your coffee and these awards, they are […] Read more

We have been watching you, Renjiro. Always you try to convince yourself that you act for the greater good. To free your beloved nation from its usurpers. Yet deep in your soul, you know you serve a monster. One you helped create. That time is now ending. The Yakuza clans will soon be no more. […] Read more