Remember your best friend from childhood? Remember swearing you’d be best friends forever. Well she just found a lump in her breast. one out of every eight women will develop breast cancer in her lifetime. With your help we will change that statistic. So join the fight. If not for yourself, then for someone you […] Read more

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION! – MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION ! This is the building management. A situation currently exists that requires everyone to immediately exit the building. Please remain calm and follow the exit signs directing you to the emergency stairwell exit on the EAST side of the building and relocate to the […] Read more

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION! – MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION ! This is the building management. A situation currently exists that requires everyone to immediately exit the building. Please remain calm and follow the exit signs directing you to the emergency stairwell exit on the EAST side of the building and relocate to the […] Read more

Good Morning. Welcome! This morning I want to give you a brief overview of our company and talk about how to work safely in your jobs. But first let’s go around the room and introduce ourselves. I’ll start […] Read more

May 27, 1937. As evening descends to a chorus of oohs and aahs, where the night before stood only blackness, an icon of human accomplishment now illuminates the sky, and a new era of connectivity and commerce is ushered in with celebration and fireworks. It was at that moment that the Golden Gate Bridge became […] Read more

1. (Very polite) The authority would like to remind the citizens to only perform music that utilizes major and minor scales, and to avoid dissonance and improvisation of any kind. Thank you. 2. (Mildly frustrated) At this time, the authority would like to remind the citizens to only play music that was written before the […] Read more

You know all the reasons you turn to OPB. Those are the same reasons why it’s worthy of your investment. We wouldn’t be here without your support –It adds up to the largest share of the funding that pays for everything you hear on OPB. For instance, did you know that a single day of […] Read more

The cockroach grew tired of the repeated attempts of over emphasis on her struggle – to not only survive a nuclear war, but to deal with the involvement of humans. She wished they would soon all perish. For all they wanted was Professorial delivery without any radiation rescue. So she decided they could tolerate no […] Read more

Good afternoon passengers. This is the pre-boarding announcement for flight 89B to Rome. We are now inviting those passengers with small children, and any passengers requiring special assistance, to begin boarding at this time. Please have your boarding pass and identification ready. Regular boarding will begin in approximately ten minutes time. Thank you […] Read more