One of my favorite posters says, “Life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been a real life, you would have been instructed where to go and what to do.” Whenever I think of this humorous bit of wisdom, it reminds me to not take my life so seriously. And in the […] Read more

What’s a Crappy Book, And Why Should I Care? How do you know when a book is bad? What determines whether your book is truly awful or just misunderstood? And who gets to decide whether it’s crappy, decent, or great? Well, technically, everyone gets to decide for themselves. Subjectively speaking, a book is bad when […] Read more

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So we asked our friends and colleagues, what’s the most important thing you look for in a deodorant? Scent and sweat come second to dealing with underarm irritation, that’s why we have scientists dedicated to reducing irritation and moisturizing skin […] Read more

By now you should be standing in front of a series of world-famous children’s books created by Dr. Seuss – beginning with number 88 on your left: Green Eggs and Ham. It’s no doubt familiar to you and your family – over 1.5 million copies have been sold annually since its creation in 1960. In […] Read more

About Socks Give me the gift of a grip-top sock, A clip drape shipshape tip top sock. Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock, But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock. None of your fantastic slack swap slop From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop. Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sock With a mock-shot […] Read more

“Oh my dear… What do you want for Christmas this year?” “Hmm… Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,” “A clip drape shipshape tip top sock?” “Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock, But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock. None of your fantastic slack swap slop From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop.” “Not […] Read more

A great bat came flapping into the room. It drove the weird women away. Poor Renfield fell down, fainting from fright. In an instant, the bat disappeared. In its place was the smiling figure of Count Dracula! He was ready to claim his victim! Once bitten by the vampire, Renfield became Dracula’s slave. The evil […] Read more

Here I wait, in this damp carriage. I can do nothing now, but plan my journey back to my homeland, for I am now hunted – by men who are determined to frustrate my designs. I…Count Dracula…hunted! My ancestors hiss at their ignorance of my power, but in a country that is not my own, […] Read more