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A great bat came flapping into the room. It drove the weird women away. Poor Renfield fell down, fainting from fright. In an instant, the bat disappeared. In its place was the smiling figure of Count Dracula! He was ready to claim his victim! Once bitten by the vampire, Renfield became Dracula’s slave. The evil […] Read more

The great bat drove the strange women away and caused poor Renfield to faint from fright. The bat that had come into the room suddenly disappeared, and the smiling figure of Count Dracula stood in its place. Dracula was ready to claim his prize, and once bitten, Renfield became his slave. The evil Count took […] Read more

Here I wait, in this damp carriage. I can do nothing now, but plan my journey back to my homeland, for I am now hunted – by men who are determined to frustrate my designs. I…Count Dracula…hunted! My ancestors hiss at their ignorance of my power, but in a country that is not my own, […] Read more

This is a voice over competition that’s open to everyone. (legal residents of, Australia, Canada (excluding Quebec), New Zealand, United Kingdom and the United States (including the District of Columbia). Bioware and Dragon Age franchise has put a call out to voice over talents to voice a character in Dragon Age Inquisition. Depending on which […] Read more

Constructed with elements of art…inspiration…and beauty at every turn…Fiori on Vitruvian Park offers residents the ideal backdrop for creating an artful existence all their own. In their third collaboration with world-renowned artist Dale Chihuly, UDR and Fiori welcome residents and guests with a breathtaking 30 foot drawing wall featuring 21 original paintings. Over two years […] Read more

Dream To Fly by David Knize Since the beginning of time, mankind has had the dream to fly. To climb high above the trees into the deep blue skies. To hover and gaze across the countryside. Beyond the vast mountain tops to the oceans tides. Far, far above the ground to have a chance to […] Read more

Now there’s a healthy option for pasta lovers. Dreamfields. With twice the fiber, only 5 grams of digestible carbs, and a 65 percent lower gylcemic index, Dreamfields offers you a delicious way to help control blood glucose. Dreamfields. The healthy pasta in the black box […] Read more

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