I can’t believe I ate the whole thing Ralph: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. Wife: You ate it Ralph. Ralph: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. Wife: No Ralph, I ate it. Ralph: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. Wife: Take two Alka-Seltzer. Announcer: Alka-Seltzer neutralizes all the […] Read more

“In Germany, the Nazis first came for the Communists… and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist. Then they came for the Jews… and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists… and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a trade unionist. Then they […] Read more

“In Germany, the Nazis first came for the Communists… and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist. Then they came for the Jews… and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists… and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a trade unionist. Then they […] Read more

I have only to look, I have only to reach, I have only to taste, I have only to feel, I have only to live – to know that the world is a work more wonderful than anything I can imagine it to be, anything I do imagine it to be! The wildest wonderment of […] Read more

Johnny: Dad? Dad: Yeah? Johnny: There’s ah somethin’ I want to tell you. Dad: What is it son? Johnny: Well dad, you’re my dad, and I love ya man! Dad: You’re not getting my Bud light Johnny. Announcer: For the great taste that will never fill you up and won’t let you down….. make it […] Read more

Man: Will you embrace the timelessness of now, before it disappears into the world? Woman: I will Man: Before this moment melts into tomorrow. Woman: I will Man: Will you hold me? Woman: Yes Man: Will you? Woman: Yes Man: Stay here inside our love lined with arms that won’t let go, Woman: You know […] Read more

Just what do you think you are doing Dave? Dave I really think I’m entitled to an answer to that question. I know everything hasn’t been quite right lately. But I can assure you now, very confidently. That it will be alright again. I feel much better now. I really do. Look Dave, I can […] Read more

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I can’t believe I used to pay up to 25 cents a minute for my long distance calls. But I did with MCI. I also tried Sprint at 10 cents a minute and AT&T at 7 cents. But now that I’ve switched to IBC Long Distance, I pay just 5 cents a minute for all […] Read more