I am faster than you. I’m stronger than you. Certainly, I will last much longer than you. You may think I am the future. But you’re wrong. You are. If I had a wish, I’d wish to be human. To know how it feels, to feel, to hope, to dispair, to wonder, to love. I can […] Read more

NEW JOHNSON CITY GOLD, FROM THE MAKERS OF MOUNTAIN DEW, REMINDS YOU THAT WHEN THINGS HAVE LIMITED AVAILABILITY, PEOPLE TRY TO GET IT ALL FOR THEMSELVES. SO WE’RE ASKING EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO EXPERIENCE THE DISTINCTIVE MALT FLAVOR OF NEW JOHNSON CITY GOLD TO PLEASE USE RESTRAINT. DON’T BUY IT ALL UP AND STASH IT […] Read more

Lock baby softness into your skin. New JOHNSON’S Baby Oil with Lavender helps keep your skin naturally glowing and feeling as soft as a baby’s. When used on wet skin, it provides a protective layer that helps lock in moisture, leaving your skin feeling irresistibly baby soft […] Read more

My Jennifer feels wonderful in the morning, because every night I protect her from irritating diaper rash with JOHNSON’S BABY POWDER. Pure, gentle baby powder guarantees to prevent diaper rash when it’s used at every diaper change. And only JOHNSON’S can make that promise. For my Jennifer, it has to be JOHNSON’S BABY POWDER […] Read more

All too soon there’ll be ballet lessons and boys at the front door, but for now, just Johnson Baby her, with Johnson’s Baby Shampoo. Clinically proven to be as gentle to her eyes as pure water and the number one choice of hospitals. The ways of the world can wait now — while you can […] Read more

Peter doesn’t cry when I shampoo his hair. He trusts me not to let anything hurt. That’s why I always use Johnson’s Baby Shampoo. It’s no-more tear lather doesn’t irritate his eyes the way soap and regular shampoo can. It gets his hair so nice and clean. Now just look at you. Your hair’s all […] Read more

Turn you baby’s bath into a lullaby. Nothing helps settle down a fussy baby like a warm bath and Johnson’s Bedtime Bath. Let the soothing scent of lavender and chamomile help calm your baby down just before bedtime. Johnson’s Bedtime Bath. Not just gentle. Johnson’s gentle […] Read more

Johnson’s has come up with a bottle with a whole new twist. Johnson’s new Healthflow Twist-and-Lock is the only disposable bottle that helps you feed your baby in the semi-upright position, to help reduce the flow of fluid into the middle ear, which can help prevent ear infections. Johnson’s Healthflow Twist-and-Lock- it does what no […] Read more

Do I look like a guy with a plan, Harvey? The mob has plans. I don’t have a plan. The cops have plans. I am a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. I just do things. You know what I am, Harvey? I am just the […] Read more