The small boys came early to the hanging. It was still dark when the first three or four of them sidled out of the hovels, quiet as cats in their felt boots. A thick layer of fresh snow covered the little town like a new coat of paint, and theirs were the first footprints to […] Read more

The small boys came early to the hanging. It was still dark when the first three or four of them sidled out of the hovels, quiet as cats in their felt boots. A thick layer of fresh snow covered the little town like a new coat of paint, and theirs were the first footprints to […] Read more

In Tennessee, enough prescriptions have been written to give everyone age 12 and over … 51 Hydrocodone pills … 21 Oxycodon … 22 Xanax … and a host of other drugs. No one ever plans to become a drug addict. But prescription addiction is a state-wide affliction. Take only as directed […] Read more

The Pillsbury Doughboy died Monday, of a severe yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 81. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Celebrities by the baker’s dozen turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth’s, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, Martha White, Sara Lee, Duncan Hines, Count Chocula … and Capt. Crunch. […] Read more

On Monday The Pillsbury Doughboy died of complications from repeated pokes to the belly and a severe yeast infection. He was just 81 years old. Doughboy was laid to rest in a coffin lightly greased with butter. Many well-known celebrities attended the event, including Betty Crocker, Mrs. Butterworth, The Hostess Twinkies, Hungry Jack, and Cap’n […] Read more

The Pillsbury Doughboy died Monday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 81. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies, and Cap’n Crunch. The California Rasins Choir sang The Loafs’s Prayer. […] Read more

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Everybody ‘s getting rid of the bucket because now there’s New Pine Sol Spray and Mop. With the power of Pine Sol, just spray, then mop. No sticky residue and No Bucket. Just Spray and Mop. What could be easier! New Pine Sol Spray and Mop Floor Cleaner, for your whole floor […] Read more

Pinky & The Brain tour the Kicky Sack Factory O = Factory owner. P = Pinky B = Brain S = Sheet slitter’s son O – I am honored by your visit. Let me show you our assembly line. O – First, sheets of sheer synthetic sheep skin are slit into several kicky sack shoe […] Read more