Passing gas around infants. Can be deadly. Passing gas releases a toxic fog of ammonia and hydrogen cyanide, which can be especially harmful on an infant’s developing lungs. Passing gas can even contribute to sudden infant death syndrome. Kids shouldn’t be exposed to second hand smoke. Don’t pass gas – take it outside […] Read more
Voice Over Scripts
Antz
Z: I think that everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had any time for me. You know when you’re the middle child of a family of five million, you don’t get any attention. I mean. How’s it possible? I’ve always had these […] Read more
Antz
I’ve worked in the city my whole life. Since I hate crowds this may be an issue. Seriously, I-I don’t like close spaces. I feel trapped all the time. I keep thinking there’s something better out there, but maybe that’s not so. I think I think too much. It probably goes back to being an […] Read more
Any Given Sunday Movie (1999)
I don’t know what to say, really. Three minutes ’til the biggest battle of our professional lives all comes down to today. We’re in hot water right now, gentlemen, believe me. We can stay here, get the snot kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. Now either we […] Read more
Any Place I Hang My Hat By Susan Isaacs
Joan Murdoch helped me fill out the application. When we finished, I told her that if I were half as gifted as all my teachers raved I was, I had a shot. She agreed. Once Grandma Lil discovered she would still be my legal guardian and that my going away would not jeopardize her monthly […] Read more
Anya Audition
(sarcastic, exasperated) Wrinkle Lady sure says a lot of things, doesn’t she? (angry, disbelieving) HA! (accusational) Hey, Jimmy. I wanna ask you something. What is going on between you and Melody? (J: Nothing) Yeah, right. There is something! (reel of crying/laughing) […] Read more
AOL
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AOL & Sesame Street
At America Online, we understand that each child is unique and they are curious about everything. That’s why we proudly support Sesame Street in finding new things to learn about every day. We believe everyone should keep learning, for life.   […] Read more
AOL Broadband
In 2006, AOL Broadband was the third-largest provider, with over 2 million customers, and in 2013 it was rated by Which? Magazine as “the worst for broadband problems.” By 2014 AOL was not taking any more new customers and directed the to TalkTalk for their broadband package.   […] Read more