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The History Channel Promo

How we lived. Who we loved. And what we overcame. A world premiere event, The Time Capsule. Tonight at 7 Eastern, 10 Pacific on The History Channel […] Read more

The History of Prohibition and Hemp

This film is going to be a 10 minute educational and entertaining story about the history of hemp through the ages up until the point of prohibition at the turn of the century with the great migration. The story will also highlight the uses of the plant through the ages as a medicine and textile: […] Read more

The History of the World – Part 1

Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies, and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Desert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the desert are cultivated by irritation. The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France […] Read more

The History of the World – Part 2

The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns – Corinthian, ironic, and dorc – and built the Apocalypse. They also had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx […] Read more

The History of the World – Part 3

Eventually, the romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides if March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made King. Dying, he gasped out the words “Tee hee, Brutus.” Nero […] Read more

The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

This is the story of ‘The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’. Perhaps the most remarkable, certainly the most successful book, ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor. More popular than ‘The Celestial Homecare Omnibus’, better selling than ‘Fifty-Three More Things To Do In Zero Gravity’, and more controversial than Oolon […] Read more

The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Intro

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape- descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think […] Read more

The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien

“I am Mr. Bilbo Baggins. I have lost the dwarves and I have lost the wizard, and I don’t know where I am; and I don’t want to know, if only I can get away.” “What’s he got in his handses?” said Gollum, Looking at the sword, which he did not quite like. “A sword, […] Read more

The Home Depot

The Home Depot is more than a store. We offer free workshops for do-it-yourselfers of all ages and experience levels. Whether it’s supplies, tools, or, just a little advice. We’ve got you covered. So stop procrastinating. Come to The Home Depot and start checking off some of those items on that “to do” list. The […] Read more

The Honey Baked Ham Bees

I’m a bee. And I’m a bee. And we’re angry! Here’s why. You keep buying Honey Baked Ham cause you love it. Here’s the thing, you talk about the spiral cut, the three generations of traditions, and that’s all fine. Then, you go crazy over the great honey taste. That’s where we have a problem, […] Read more