MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION! – MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION ! This is the building management. A situation currently exists that requires everyone to immediately exit the building. Please remain calm and follow the exit signs directing you to the emergency stairwell exit on the EAST side of the building and relocate to the […] Read more

I don’t believe in Quantum Physics when it comes to matters of the heart. I believe in the soul, the small of a woman’s back, the hangin’ curveball, high fiber, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there oughta be a […] Read more

Did I ever tell you about that time I was panning at Copperhead Creek? Well, it was the luckiest day of my life, and it had nothing to do with all the gold I found. You see, something awful strange nudged my toe, and when I reached down to see what it was, well, you […] Read more

Scene: 2 big, fat bullfrogs on a log, ’bout near sunset in a swamp down near Pigsuckle Holler… Wearin’ straw hats if’n you imagine ’em to: ————– Bub: Hey, Luther? Luther: Yeah Bub… Bub: Uh, Don’t look now but Betty-Lou’s comin’ this a-way. Luther: (Distressed) Uh oh … she smilin’ or scowlin’? Bub: Oh, she’s […] Read more

Contrary to popular opinion, frogs aren’t just selective eaters feasting only on flies. Take the bullfrog for example, they’ll eat spiders, scorpions, rodents, snakes, fish and just about anything else that passes in front of them […] Read more

Detective Lieutenant Frank Bullitt. Some other kind of cop. Pity the guy he works for. The way Frank Bullitt is swinging, you know he’s headed for a crash for that thrill of official disapproval. But when some rare Chicago blood starts spilling in San Francisco, they hand Bullitt the mop […] Read more

If you’ve ever looked closely at one of the bills in your wallet, you will have noticed that each bill has green Treasury Seals and serial numbers, as well as black Federal Reserve Seals and District numbers. The presses at your left are overprinting this important information, in sequential order, on each bill while it […] Read more

If you’ve ever looked closely at one of the bills in your wallet, you will have noticed that each bill has green Treasury Seals and serial numbers, as well as black Federal Reserve Seals and District numbers. The presses at your left are overprinting this important information, in sequential order, on each bill while it […] Read more

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