Man: Honey?
Woman: Yea?
Man: If you could have just one thing on a desert island, what would it be?
Woman: You!
Man: You’ve already got me, what else?
Woman: A sale.
Man: What good is a sail without a boat?
Woman: Not that kind of a sale. The Ethan Allen Essential Sale.
Man: Come on.
Woman: I’m serious. You see, that way all the essentials will be covered.
From sofas to dining sets to entertainment units to home accessories. We’d have everything we’d ever need.
Man: Well you know what they say?
Woman: What?
Man: All you need is loooove.
Woman: Did I mention the bedroom stuff?
Man: Hmmm, now you’re talking. Just the two of us. In our island paradise, lounging on beautiful Ethan Allen furniture. When do we leave?
Woman: Right now. The sale’s about to end.
Man: What happened to the island?
Woman: Well, I figure with the right furniture, we’ll make our own little paradise right here. Now we have to hurry. The Essential Sale’s almost over.
Anncr: Come in and discover the many items on sale at the Ethan Allen store nearest you, in New Jersey and New York. Hurry in. The sale ends April 6th.
