Greetings, you have reached the practice of Dr. Howard Abromowitz, famous orthodontic specialist. This is Mrs. Sylvia Abromowitz the Doctor’s Administrative Assistant and mother, and I’m sorry to say we are closed today. We are on the way to pick up Drs new Accord SE and the local Honda Dealer. Fortunately, we know a good deal when we see one. Lord knows how Howard’s father and I sacrificed to help him through dental school but all is well. In fact, if you are a lovely, nice, unmarried girl with beautiful teeth, leave your information at the sound of the beep and we’ll get right back to you.
