Interview with a seagull while his gull friends eyeball a man on the beach with a box of chicken wings:
So, what’s it like bein’ a seagull?
Sometimes it’s a challenge for sure! It’s TOUGH, TOUGH! Sometimes I have to move super quick and at a moment’s notice. One moment please. (quick pause)
WING! Chicken wing! IN-bound!
The seagull flies off to join a huge flock gathered around one lonely chicken wing. Sounds of fighting and loud squawks carry as the seagull tries to edge its way in. The mission fails. Defeated, the seagull returns to the interviewer.
(Disappointed) Mmmm.. just missed it.