Eyes: Yo! It’s your eyes talking. Looked in the mirror lately? Of course you have. Hey, face, you trying to imitate a prune? Too many trips to Cancun, huh? Well, maybe it’s time to improve your image.
Anncr: At Laser Image Sculpting, we not only offer the latest cosmetic laser technology, we offer extremely bright, highly experienced doctors. After all, the laser is a miracle, in the right hands.
Eyes: Hands? Yeah — we see liver spots. Always hated liver.
Anncr: Laser Sculpting can also vaporize birthmarks and skin discolorations.
Eyes: Speaking of discolorations — Brain, what were you thinking with the tattoo?
Anncr: Spider veins gone in a flash.
Eyes: Spider veins? Eek, makes our skin crawl.
Anncr: Acne scars smoothed in seconds.
Eyes: Scars? Like when your brother tripped you. We gonna have to look at that scar forever or what?
Anncr: You’d be amazed how fast and easy today’s cosmetic solutions can be – when performed by the best laser doctors. Call toll free, 1-800-2-IMAGE.
Eyes: Hey Brain, free! 1-800-2-IMAGE.
Anncr: LASER IMAGE SCULPTING. Our doctors make our lasers smarter.