KID: HEY GRANDPA, I’M BORED; DO YOU WANNA GO TO THE PARK?
GRANDPA: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO FART? WELL THEN GET AWAY FROM ME!
KID: NO, THE PARK. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE PARK?
GRANDPA: OH, THE PARK. YEAH, LET’S SEE IF OUR FRIENDS WANNA GO TOO. GRANDMA YOU WANNA GO TO THE PARK?
GRANDMA: WHAT? YA SAY YOU GOTTA FART?
GRANDPA: NO, THE PARK. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE KID TO THE PARK?
GRANDMA: OH, YES THAT SOUNDS FUN! LET’S ASK THE MAID IF SHE WANTS TO GO TOO.
MAID: WHY YES! THAT SOUNDS UTTERLY DELIGHTFUL! DO YOU MIND IF I BRING A FRIEND OR TWO?
KID: YEAH, BRING WHOEVER YOU WANT IT’LL BE FUN!
MAID: CINDY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE PARK WITH US ON THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY?
CINDY: O.M.G.! I WOULD LIKE TOTALLY LOVE TO GO! WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? DO I NEED MAKE-UP? AM I BREAKING OUT? ARE THERE GONNA BE ANY CUTE BOYS?
KID: YOU LOOK FINE. BUT I’M BRINGING SOME OF MY FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT FRIENDS YOU MIGHT LIKE.
CINDY: OH REALLY? I HOPE THEY’RE HOT…
INDIAN: HOT AS A TAMALE IN THE SAHARA DESERT! BUT NOT AS HOT AS YOU, PRETTY MAMA. RIGHT, FERNANDO?
FERNANDO: YES, SHE IS SO GORGEOUS. THE WAY THE LIGHT TWINKLES IN HER EYE JUST TAKES MY BREATH AWAY…
CINDY: HAHAHA OH STOP! YOU’RE LIKE MAKING ME BLUSH!
KID: NOW THAT EVERYONE KNOWS EACH OTHER, YOU GUYS READY TO GO HAVE SOME FUN?
GRANDPA: YOU KNOW IT!
GRANDMA: SOUNDS PEACHY!
MAID: OH YES!
CINDY: LIKE TOTALLY!
INDIAN: YOU BETCHA!
FERNANDO: COUNT ME IN!
KID: AWESOME!
EVERYONE: LET’S GO TO THE PARK!
CINDY: WHATEVER! LIKE I DIDN’T FART!
EVERYONE: LAUGHING
