1st person: Hey Russell, how’s the fishin’?
2nd Person: Well, yesterday I caught a ten foot shark. Yep, and inside I found a pair of pants.
1st person: My goodness.
2nd person: Yep, and inside them pants was a wallet.
1st. Person: Wait a minute.
2nd person: Inside that wallet was a winning cash five ticket.
1st. Person: For one hundred grand?
2nd person: Yup…one lump sum.
1st. Person: That’s some day of fishin’!
2nd person I’ll say. I needed a new wallet.
Announcer: Now that the Connecticut Lottery has cash drawings every night, winning a hundred grand is starting to feel…well…everyday.
2nd person: Cash five,
1st & 2nd: Another day…another hundred thousand dollars.