(sexy lounge music, a little bit of dance mixed with jazz)
Announcer: Clump mascara?
Sexy whisper girl: So what.
Announcer: Now there’s New Define-A-Lash from Maybelline New York. Our first clump-free that’s longer, sexier, defined like never before.
Sexy whisper girl: Tell me more.
Announcer: Only our flexible brush is shaped to the lash. Only our formula guarantees zero clumps.
Sexy whisper girl: Define-a-lash.
Announcer: Now every lash is separated, elongated.
Sexy whisper girl: Perfectly defined.
Announcer: New Define-A-Lash. The clump-free look that’s sexier. More refined.
Sexy whisper girl: Maybe she’s born with it.
(Jingle: “Maybe it’s Maybelline”)