Pinky & The Brain tour the Kicky Sack Factory
O = Factory owner.
P = Pinky
B = Brain
S = Sheet slitter’s son
O – I am honored by your visit. Let me show you our assembly line.
O – First, sheets of sheer synthetic sheep skin are slit into several kicky sack shoe shapes and shapely shoe sizes by 6 sitting sheet slitters.
B – I only see 5 sitting sheet slitters.
O – The 6th sitting sheet slitter is sick. His son Sammy is subbing until the sick 6th sitting sheet slitter’s back sitting pretty.
P – You’re not the sheet slitter?
S – No, i’m the sheet slitter’s son.
P – Well you keep on slitting sheets until the sheet slitter comes!
O – The shoe shaper then shapes the slit synthetic sheep skin sheets and shoots out shoes through the chute. This is Mr. Plunket, the new khaki sock plucker. I had to fire our previous sock plucker. He had a bit of an attitude.
B – So you sacked the cocky khaki kicky sack sock plucker?
O – The 2nd cocky khaki kicky sack sock plucker I sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.
(bwoooooooo…)
O – Whoops, don’t worry, just an electrical problem. One of the Kicky Sack sack pickers will have to flick the plug.
P – Not the khaki sock plucker?
O – Oh my no. The Kicky Sack sack pickers flick the plug. The khaki sock plucker can’t reach the socket over the latex child perambulator fenders we use to line the tread mill.
B – It might make more sense to have the sixth sick sitting sheet slitter’s son flick the plug if the sack pickers and the sock pluckers are behind the rubber baby buggy bumpers.
*CLICK* (whirrrr)
O – I never thought of that.
LATER THAT NIGHT
B – Now Pinky. Here is the plan: Remember: Every step must be performed with precision. You must slit the sick sixth sheet slitter’s son’s sheet, secure it next to the toy boat from the hack and sack socko Kicky Sack sack kicker’s picnic in Secaucus. stretch it past the sack pickers station and the sock plucker’s chute, and pick a sack, pluck a sock, and flick the plug, so I can put the pea in the plucked sock with the picked sack for ballast, and bounce it off the rubber baby buggy bumpers, into the Parker Packard purple pewter pressure pump. Is that understood?
