Pizza Delivery Scene from Home Alone
Johnny has a tough guy gangster voice. Delivery guy is an 18 year old kid.
Scene Starts with delivery guy pulling up to house (car sound) and walking up to door.
Guy knocks on door.
Johnny: Who is it ?
Del. Guy: Its Little Nero’s Sir. I have your pizza.
Johnny : Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.
Del. Guy: OK, Um well what about the money?
Johnny: What money?
Del. Guy: Well you have to pay for the pizza sir!
Johnny: Is that a fact? How much do I owe ya?
Del. Guy: Um that’ll be eleven eighty, sir
Johnny: Keep the change ya filthy animal.
Del. Guy: twelve bucks ! Cheapskate!
Johnny: Hey, I’m gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your, ugly, yella, no good keester off my property, before I pump your guts fulla lead. 1-2-10 (Machine gun fires, with Johnny laughing maniacally, as delivery guy runs away to his car and speeds off)