This is from an anti-smoking PSA shown on TV often.
I, [Insert Name], at the point of my life when I’m not a kid anymore.
Now that I finally have freedom to define who I am
I hereby agree to be bound to you
To let you decide how I spend my money
To let you set my boundaries
And to come running the instant you snap your fingers.
With this contract, I relinquish part of my freedom
To you.
NARRATOR: There’s a contract in every cigarette. When you light up, you sign up. Don’t let tobacco control you.