Work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.
Such a machine is the Turbo-Encabulator.
The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing
in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so-fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, with every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem’e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up-end of the grammes.
Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of
high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by the equation P = 2.5 times C times n to the 6th power, minus 7. In this case n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondelay’s annular grillage coefficient. (Initially, n was measured with the aid of a meta-polar refractive pilfrometer, but until now, nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dado-scope.)
Undoubtedly, the turbo encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a farescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration .