take 1: “You can lead a horse to Wetzels, but you can’t take him inside. Company policy.”
take 2: “Remember how great it felt when Mom put your artwork on the fridge? That’s how it feels to eat our pretzels. Like… artwork on a fridge… mmmmmmm.”
take 1: “You can lead a horse to Wetzels, but you can’t take him inside. Company policy.”
take 2: “Remember how great it felt when Mom put your artwork on the fridge? That’s how it feels to eat our pretzels. Like… artwork on a fridge… mmmmmmm.”