Winn Dixie

It never ceases to amaze me, get sick and everybody has a home remedy. My Aunt Emma’s cure all is crushed garlic and Limburger cheese in a sock tied around her neck. ” I never get sick” she says. That’s, cause nobody get within 50 yards of the woman. Then there’s my cousin Moon beam from California. Swears by frozen Tofu Daiquiri’s, and my mother anytime she hears me sneeze wants to give me a oil and vinegar rub down. it great unless you want to smell like a salad bar for a week. Me, I just go down to Winn Dixie. There low prices alone make me feel better, and by the time I go pick up some chicken my persciption is ready. That because they have a computer back there with a file, with my name on it. they know my Doctors name, my allergies, and never once did they ask me to gargle with Guacamole !