Yogurt
by Michael Fremer
(from memory – this appears on his album “I Can Take a Joke”)
Man: Excuse me, ma’am, do you like yogurt?
Woman: Yuck! I think yogurt tastes like baby throw-up!
Man: Well, here, try some of this chalky white stuff in a cup.
Woman: Hmmm… Looks like yogurt, smells like yogurt – sure glad I didn’t step in it – tastes delicious! What is it?
Man: What if I told you you just ate and liked yogurt?
Woman: You’re kidding!
Man: Yes, I am kidding. That cup is full of baby’s throw-up.
Woman: Bleagh!
